draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

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h0odrich:

i get butterflies when i think about myself

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chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

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spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

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fake-mermaid:

if u dont give me ur wifi password when i come to your house i will never come to your house again

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fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

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paranoid:

when your crush  starts a conversation but decides to ignore you after 5 minutes.

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ikaries:

when u hear ur name in a conversation

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ernoji:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

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super-wolves:

google street view is the best, example:

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It only costs $0.00 to keep it real
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illkim:

When the teacher groups you up with your friends for a project

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