disarms:

mentioning school on the weekend is rude and unnecessary 

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pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused
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Sometimes I just wanna fuck, and sometimes I wanna be in love, and sometimes I wanna be alone. - (via heyh8r)
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Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
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ofuckme:

why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going 

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jesusinc:

jesusinc:

Petition to make Joe from princess diaries the new anonymous icon

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one-hamburger:

Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality

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danyytargaryen:

harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like

no

no not again

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basedgosh:

if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded

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lamelohan:

teacher: why didnt you do your homework last night??

me: im trying to save my virginity till i get out of high school sorry

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