tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

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automatically:

Roxy like a puma

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priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

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scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

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who-ya-callin-pinhead:

so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

lanashiftdelrey:

when one of your best friends is sad but they won’t talk to you about it

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megacharizardxxx:

"why am i so cold?" i ask myself as i continue to drink cold beverages

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cooldadgang:

ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

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elegancea:

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

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kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

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lamelohan:

my only talent is not being in a relationship

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breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

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